WANTED!

We interrupt your regularly scheduled program for an important broadcast from Ann Elizabeth Creations:

HAVE YOU SEEN THIS PERSON?!?!?!


Wanted for: Petty theft of Valentine's Day card. Suspect absconded with cute card for fiancee without paying negotiated price.

Street name: Doktor Paralyze, a.k.a. The Booger.

Appearance: Slightly stringbean-ish physique. Goofy grin. Shivering from cold in non-winter windbreaker.

Last seen: Weighed down with big suitcase of suspected stolen merchandise. Headed to JFK on $15 bus.

IF YOU SEE THIS PERSON, BEWARE, HE IS ARMED WITH VEGETABLE CHIPS AND COSTCO PARTY MIX.

REWARD IF FOUND. (The card, not the person.)